Up for debate: Is broccoli the best part of Chinese food takeout? My childhood says “yes.” Okay fine, my brother always stole the chicken that came with my General Tso’s, so I ate the broccoli out of necessity. But there is something wonderful about General Tso sauce smothering that green baby tree…so good. My accidental revenge was sweet (and nutritious!) Luckily, no one needs to have sibling fights over the Comfort Food Broccoli, there’s enough broccoli here for everyone!

15 squishy inches of tiny vegetable treeness. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!